I’M JUST SOME GUY
How the hell does one write their own bio without sounding like they’ve completely disappeared up their own ass?

Okay, I could tell you about how I jumped into a swimming pool to save a kid when I, too, was a kid. The hero angle is a good one, though, in truth, that was probably the result of watching too much TV and believing that I was as invincible as any number of American TV heroes.

I might mention that I spent my childhood riding my bike as if it were a race car, and to this day I still have the scars to prove it. Or I could tell you how I loved sitting by my grandparents’ pond fishing for newts. I’d probably have to put that in context by saying that I lost interest in newts when I discovered naked girls. Or at least the idea of naked girls.

I could tell you that I’ve had a whole host of jobs and that I’ve been fired from a couple of those. I’ve been thrown out of Churches for not being religious enough. I’ve circumnavigated the globe 7 times and even met the Dalai Lama while I lived in the foothills of the Himalayas.

I don’t have a Facebook account, or at least not one that I consent to. I’m social, but not in the ‘media’ sense of the word, I love coffee and bicycles and mostly live in warm places.

If you want to ask me a question, then get in touch.

And yes, this blog is largely just an archive now and not something I actively update. Sadly the internet got ruined by Mark Zuckerburg when he turned us all into data points to be exploited by algorithms that allow us to be the worst versions of ourselves. Thanks Mark!