Now, I can’t tell you exactly what all ten commandments are but the man in this film, by Scott Smith, breaks all ten before breakfast!
It’s a funny little film, though it would be better if it maybe gave us a clue what all the commandments were when he broke them, rather than just numbering them.
Let me see. Can I guess what the big ten are?
1. Don’t murder someone.
2. Don’t steal.
3. Don’t covert your neighbors wife.
Hmm. It would appear I need to brush up on my ten commandments as I have only managed to recall three. I can only remember the ‘covert thy neighbors wife’ one because it seems a little specific. But then it’s not a problem for me. My neighbor on the left isn’t married, and the neighbor on the right is married to a woman who is, how should I say this, mature and big boned. For me she is entirely uncovertable.
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Wrote the following comment on Apr 6, 2005 at 8:31 am
False witness to your neighbor? LOL.
Wrote the following comment on Apr 6, 2005 at 7:00 am
What about the neighbor across the street? What does his wife look like? :) I can only remember 6 of 10, which is quite lame and shameful, since I’m normally a regular church-goer.
Wrote the following comment on Apr 6, 2005 at 7:56 am
Thou shalt not take the Lord’s name in vain…….(my bad)
:-P
Wrote the following comment on Apr 6, 2005 at 8:10 am
Don’t give false witness against your neighbor. There’s another one. You’d think with a degree in Bible I’d be able to rattle them off….. does not seem to be happening! :)
Wrote the following comment on Apr 6, 2005 at 3:25 pm
“Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”What the heck! I think I may well have broken 9 of them. Ooops :-)
Wrote the following comment on Apr 6, 2005 at 11:44 am
I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
woohoo look who’s the Bible scholar now!! = )
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour’s.
Wrote the following comment on Apr 6, 2005 at 11:46 am
sorry that looks so weird, i copied and pasted it off a web site! i do however have them memorized, honestly b/c of a little song i had to learn back at my christian scool! good times, good times!! = )
Wrote the following comment on Apr 7, 2005 at 7:33 am
How on earth do you find this stuff you loon! :-D
Wrote the following comment on Apr 7, 2005 at 12:41 pm
This is a crazy video..it appears that I too need to brush up on my commandments, I only remembered 5